I work at a large company with almost 1000 people spread across 3 buildings. However we don't have a cafeteria. At lunch time you get to choose between the local fast food restaurants, the sketchy lunch truck, or the vending machines.
With these limited options people take their vending very seriously. I was nuking my coffee this afternoon and saw this typed up plea taped to the front of the candy machine.
Dear Mr. Vending Machine Man,
Only 6 people in the entire Western Hemisphere actually enjoy the pink coconut Zingers. Sadly, none of these 6 people work here.
Sometimes we are willing to waste a dollar just to get them out of the way to get to a package of donuts or something worthwhile hidden behind them. But to have two rows of your limited vending space taken up by pink coconut Zingers is unacceptable.
Kindly remove them and replace with a snack or pastry that would be appealing to the other 3 billion people on this side of the world.
Most Sincerely,
Your Snack Buying Customers
