Here I am, showing up late to the party again. I just got on the chuck Norris bandwagon today after hearing titterings about it for a while.
Check out http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com
Here are my favorite so far:
- Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
- When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.
- Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.
- Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"
For a history of this bizzareness, check out
http://www.answers.com/topic/chuck-norris-facts?method=22
3 comments:
Holy crap. That site is awesome. I like this one:
"When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down."
(btw, thanks for giving me something to do instead of work)
I think you all should make your own chuck norris t-shirts
in that case, i encourage you to explore to fascinating world of david hasselhoff. you're welcome.
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